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Blow Me Tissue

Blow Me Tissue

Blow Me Tissue

$3

It doesn't matter what you're blowing, just know we're here to help you clean up the mess. You're welcome.

Mini tissue box
2-ply tissues made of fine virgin pulp
Perfect for kitchen counters or work desks
Blow Me Tissue

The product fulfilment time varies from product to product, so please do not email us 30 seconds after ordering asking why you haven't received a tracking number. Products ship within 3-10 business days of ordering (unless a PREORDER where it states that shipping info) and there is absolutely no method to our madness. If ordering for a particular event like your cat's bat mitzvah, please email us beforehand and ask if we can hit your desired delivery date.