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Hand Sanitizer

Hand Sanitizer

$5

Germs are gross, people are gross, you're gross, clean it up you sleaze balls.

Travel Hand Sanitizer
Kills 99.99% of germs on contact
2 oz./59 ml

The product fulfilment time varies from product to product, so please do not email us 30 seconds after ordering asking why you haven't received a tracking number. Products ship within 3-10 business days of ordering (unless a PREORDER where it states that shipping info) and there is absolutely no method to our madness. If ordering for a particular event like your cat's bat mitzvah, please email us beforehand and ask if we can hit your desired delivery date.